[the reply comes a full five minutes after he gets sent a photo of a certain speedster in a compromising position. Normally he's better at answering but he's in a rather compromised position of his own and hadn't wanted to move.
When he finally does, he's glad he did. Because what. the fuck.
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Date: 2021-05-12 02:39 pm (UTC)When he finally does, he's glad he did. Because what. the fuck.
No, what the fuck]
Care to explain?
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Date: 2021-05-12 02:48 pm (UTC)what?
thought you'd appreciate the view.
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Date: 2021-05-12 02:56 pm (UTC)worried]Didn't think you'd be the one to be treated to a show.
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Date: 2021-05-12 03:04 pm (UTC)Sure as hell wasn't lookin for it. [Guys with hero complexes weren't exactly his type anyway.]
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Date: 2021-05-12 03:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-05-12 03:14 pm (UTC)don't worry, i cut him down.
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Date: 2021-05-12 03:17 pm (UTC)[and then, a second later]
I'm not worried.
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Date: 2021-05-12 04:18 pm (UTC)he's still talking.
why won't he stop? he's worse than Haircut.
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Date: 2021-05-12 04:32 pm (UTC)because he's the Flash and he talks as fast as he runs.
word of advice? feed him. that'll get him to shut up.
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Date: 2021-05-14 12:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-05-14 01:06 pm (UTC)If he bugs you, set him on fire a little.