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[bringstheheat]

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[chillestrogue]

[the reply comes a full five minutes after he gets sent a photo of a certain speedster in a compromising position. Normally he's better at answering but he's in a rather compromised position of his own and hadn't wanted to move.

When he finally does, he's glad he did. Because what. the fuck.

No, what the fuck]


Care to explain?

[bringstheheat]

[Typical. He sends him a gift and he gets a demand in response.]

what?

thought you'd appreciate the view.

[chillestrogue]

[he does. but it's disconcerting. And he's a little jealous, worried]

Didn't think you'd be the one to be treated to a show.

[bringstheheat]

Didn't exactly ask for it.

Sure as hell wasn't lookin for it. [Guys with hero complexes weren't exactly his type anyway.]

[chillestrogue]

You just stumbled in and there he was?

[bringstheheat]

that's what i just said isn't it?

don't worry, i cut him down.

[chillestrogue]

How is he?



[and then, a second later]


I'm not worried.

[bringstheheat]

i stole him some pants.


he's still talking.
why won't he stop? he's worse than Haircut.

[chillestrogue]

I'll thank you for that because I know he won't.

because he's the Flash and he talks as fast as he runs.

word of advice? feed him. that'll get him to shut up.

[bringstheheat]

he's gonna be like all those stray cats from back home. soon as i start feeding him he's never gonna leave me alone.

[chillestrogue]

Sure. I didn't.

If he bugs you, set him on fire a little.